1. SAHM SHY OF MIDNIGHT

    Staring at a partially disassembled toddler bed that is temporarily housed in the playroom until tomorrows long journey back to it’s ancestral home of the largest Ikea in America (Schaumburg, IL) wondering what is more important: finding the right interview quote in my transcripts about poser satanists in Black Metal or taking a shower because I smell like a French girl in August.